Jurassic Prey

A woman steals money from her mob boss husband hoping to start a new life with her lover. Meanwhile, a washed-up former child star and his buddies rob a bank with a police detective hot on their trail. Through a twist of fate, these people all find themselves at a remote cabin, unaware that recent construction work has unleashed a ferocious creature which now roams the surrounding area! Who will survive in MEATEATERS!

  • Mark Polonia

Release Date: 2015-06-23
IMDb icon 1.6/10
  • Country: US
  • Language: English
Darryl Alexandros
24 November 2016 | 10:15

"This year especially challenging," said Elpidia of Carrillo, running on the jungle Arnold Schwarzenegger, in the process adding, "what they come with hot years". "Where are the dinosaurs?", resent the characters of the trilogy "Carnosaur". "As it to kill?", ask the passengers of the space ship "Nastromo". But they even don't imagine that the worst threat is passed them a party, after all, they do not ever hide from the clown - police at the country of the producer or Director of this creation, which was chosen by prehistoric something. Nor ceratosaur nor the devil knows what, but not exactly T. Rex perplexed, from that he forgot to cover for this film. But, about all as always in detail...

The first half of the movie actively introduces the viewer with the main characters that well, so splash and gush charisma that no Schwartz film and not necessary. Have we then there are two men in age, which voice-over introduced the cops. In order for the viewer to believe that it's true cops, and not just overgrown fools with plastic trunks, we show the scene of the capture of the "horrible" criminal who apparently was too lazy to look as these two Imbeciles bars cockroaches at the theatre, pointing in all directions with weapons stolen from the child's world that reason, he undressed, put a bearded man, considers himself a dog, in safe and went to our type cops. Two prick, the sight of bare male body, nor from the envy of the things, no just from the stupidity, took shot this guy. Why, where it showed you not understand? May not have enough money for female nudity, the man decided to undress, that what perverts happy. After the "fun" the cops, we introduce some woman pulling a Scam unintelligent men, then another with the three unwise men, one of which compleat "Walter white" from the series "all serious". And perhaps this cosplay is my favorite character in this movie, all the same for the rest of the circus monkeys, this is really acting cool, right after "real niga gangsta shit". So here, the plot makes so call actors for the country Director or the producer, but in the story of a con - woman, where the Trinity is hiding in led Walter white after the "DARING" Bank robbery. Not clean the conscience of the woman took in hostages. All the cops found out, drove the villains to take, and here the bushes jumped HIM! Alas not just another naked man, and bad animated prehistoric reptiles. And began the most epic battle between a jerk and frame, rubber plague!

Perhaps, who know the work of brothers Polonium, is well aware of how epic a sight appeared before our eyes. Whether to scold creativity fired from under the fraternal reasons? I guess not. It is clear that you guys make films purely for their own, those who who thumps pricked out one syringe with them on the apartment. After all, the problem movies do not cheap order dated special effects, even though "the Lost world", filmed in the early 20th century, looks on the order better. The main problem of their creativity is the stories are written just for the show. Is the writer thinking through the whole concept of events, not come to the conclusion that his mother it's so depressing! Who do you it's going to show? If the movie and named "Production of the Jurassic period", then as the name reflected on the endless dialogues, the seats in the machine the cottage, the toilet. Who is extracted on who were hunting? On the dinosaur? Did he it from the forest came to have a look at the wretchedness of the production. Get this dinosaur back in the forest or in General of the script nothing will change the more so it from the total duration of paid 3-4 minutes! All those few of the victims of the jaws of the prehistoric offspring, can be stupid in the final shootout to kill. In the shootout, where the movement of hands characters, drawn by the shots and overlaid the sound of firing, not even in sync!

In General whole, all really bad. I very much like thrash metal, especially there where there are evil lizards on the kind the dinosaurs. Don't deny are a fan of the second and third part of "Carnosaur", because it with the clumsy special effects, there is something to catch the eye and ear. "The extraction of the Jurassic period," a worthy example of how it is not necessary to remove the trash. She fun? No! She happy ugly, but diligently visualization? Also no! Pleased if the charismatic characters? If so, one and then, because of a distant resemblance with the Heisenberg. Then why is it to watch? If you want to know how a team of friends for fun took in hands the camera and tried to remove something That... see the company of friends, under the cold beer. As low laughter you provided. My verdict

2 of 10

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Who is the director of the movie Jurassic Prey?
This tv-show was directed by Mark Polonia.
What is the genre of Jurassic Prey?
The tv-show belongs to the genres of Action, Adventure, Comedy.
Who starred in Jurassic Prey?
Many famous actors starred in this tv-show, here are the names of the most famous: Danielle Donahue, Jeff Kirkendall, Bob Dennis, James Carolus, Steve Diasparra.
What is Jurassic Prey IMDB Ranking?
At the moment, the rating is 1.6.
When was Jurassic Prey released?
The start date for this tv-show on USA TV is 2015-06-23.