Branded

The action takes place in the near future. The main character, Mikhail Galkin, notice how changes accumulate around... things Happen, seemingly unrelated... He discovers a global conspiracy and understands that this plot are hidden forces that control our world. And these forces don't belong to human civilization. The hero starts a war against them. A war that can not lose.

Director:
  • Jamie Bradshaw
  • Aleksandr Dulerayn

Stars:
Release Date: 2012-09-07
IMDb icon 4.7/10
  • Country: RU, US
  • Language: English | Russian
  • Revenue: Cumulative Worldwide $4,227,984
reviews
Merridie Medor
15 January 2014 | 08:58

Initially this film (save me the use of the word film) was promoted in cool and on billboards too. I he first thought he talks about the attack of the aliens, but what he saw shocked me. If you fully describe why this movie is bad, one of the reviews is clearly not enough.

First of all we must understand that were shot this film for two things: more time and the show is, well, and remaining time to develop the plot a little. In this film a lot of dialogue and each of them are the pauses, the silences and pauses are cut out, the film would there were a maximum of an hour.

Further enrages the stupidity of what is happening. You think one fat fools, caught in to whom, all the population of Russia will be to eat fatty foods?

Well, certainly a brilliant exposition of marketing in the film. Quote: to get people to spend money on computers, they need to have lost interest in numbers.

After this sentence, I realized the script written by student of Economics, bujnowski heroin and who missed most couples. About the flying mermaids I even say it is not going for everything sensible people will say: What kind of nonsense in front of me?
Clever eyes will notice that the movie a lot of advertising, and even real promotional video from TNT. It is worth saying that unlike the writers, the PR people knew that is marketing skillfully used for PR for the product.

I think even to explain briefly why this movie is bad, not worth it. Even estimates don't deserve.

Shanon Karrah
11 September 2012 | 10:26

How strange, but the film belongs to that category of movies from which trailers are much steeper and exciting shot movie. Not even though the presence of producers of the channel TNT in the form of Directors and the more support Mail.ru I hoped for something good.

Yes, the movie was below average. The enslavement of people, the creation of new brands, for creating help them from citizens obedient zombies. The idea is very interesting. Now, many of us depend on which have him a badge on a shirt or a t-shirt so dependent on the presence of money and  ' number your wallet. It seems to passion this, if they knew, of course, and excellent huckster you can always find a use, draining you money. It turns out us cheat at least twice. Just like this situation it cases.

But it is not important that you have touched me in this film.

First. Despite the presence of a couple of little-known actors, Jeffrey Tambor ("the Hangover in Vegas" and"Meet Joe black") and leelee Sobieski ("Joan of Arc") the film was very boring and slow, it seems that it 106 and 196 minutes. For all time the screen is very little that occurred.

Second. Not know where I went this trend, once the Russian film — so bad. Just for a few years consists of all those takes his films Moscow or another part of Russia, puts her in a bad light. Splinter all the Directors, our or foreign, receive a building from their superiors to cultural degradation of the Russian people. So opens an information war, never did not end that is happening with Russia — this is it a total extermination of your favorite methods.

2 of 10

Simone Gennie
06 September 2012 | 07:21

so, the trailer. a Frightening and impressive. The capital of Russia will be invaded by something hitherto unprecedented, dangerous, fascinating. Wondering about what is this movie? It is definitely fiction, it is possible — Apocalypse. It should be interesting. The Americans again in Moscow, again I want to destroy it after "Mission impossible 4", "salt", "Phantom" and the list is striving to become infinite. Again we see a familiar situation, hear the gap pure Russian speech... Enjoy the special effects, action, tainted reality. Unravel the mystery of the origin of the alien garbage, senseless and merciless.

so, the film. Begins as a fairy tale. Gifted zip the boy clearly needs to change the world, even the passerby aunt is a confirmed. Not all very logical, but I want to believe.

And then... and then forty minutes, and and more describes his life. Stupid describes the life. The UPS and fall career. The affair with American, not approved by her father. Narrator Sergei Chonishvili (whose timbre in a thousand times known remember the faster than a person) airing the mockumentary band about one businessman. Some extra scenes complement the gloomy boredom, in my mind absolutely hopeless questioning ideas: "what is all this? Where the promised fiction? Why do I policy trend of the nineties? I the film come from? Maybe the trailer is deceptive and I'm watching a drama about is?". Mikhail Galkin conceives of the TV show, in which bbw who dreams to lose weight, will undergo a number of plastic surgeries in live. At the same time he takes advertising to other if show, the whether movie, and these episodes "Moscow 2017" not explain absolutely nothing. In parallel, the main character is doing something else, and else more... the Smooth running of the progress of the story, really is the BEGINNING of the film, stretched on seventy percent of the session. Well, well on sixty. I assure you, if you came theater for a fantastic action and not used to watch something boring to end — your fate is this: ten minutes of chewing popcorn, ten minutes sitting in a chair in anticipation of the expected further — either a sweet dream or a care home or something. All the "fucking cool" Directors and part-time writers have in store for the end.

The plot really starts to develop only towards the end. In it will intrigue, family relationships, mystery, philosophy, drama and — waited for patient viewers! — fiction the original explanation. The second half of the duration exceeds the advantages first, just need to be patient. Long and tedious, nowhere slowly, probably in the situation.

I liked the interpretation of strange events. An unusual move, invented by ka up to people. The final was, again, fabulous, and time, — let's tell the truth! — included in the trailer. The rest can not to watch. Morality arising from seen — do not eat fast food, stay independent. Especially from trends and ad.

But I shame. Not even because the movie seemed cold and some heartless, although it tried to do almost not art-house. It's a shame because a lot of viewers will fall for "hornblende", suggesting to brighten up your free time "Moscow 2017". It was necessary to release a limited release, not for pumps.

the Film, rejecting trends, fast food, and other, ventured to become a trend, fast food and other things. In as less worthy. Not go to him in the movie, not worth it. Or not understand lose time, or simply do not will endure the monotony of the initial thing.

My rating neutral. Not wish in any way to be bound to "Moscow 2017". Not decided on feelings, all were equally.

5 from 10

faq
How much has Branded made?
Commercial tv-show fees worldwide today are Cumulative Worldwide $4,227,984.
Who is the director of the movie Branded?
This tv-show was directed by Jamie Bradshaw, Aleksandr Dulerayn.
What is the genre of Branded?
The tv-show belongs to the genres of Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Drama.
Who starred in Branded?
Many famous actors starred in this tv-show, here are the names of the most famous: Ed Stoppard, Leelee Sobieski, Jeffrey Tambor, Max von Sydow, Mariya Ignatova.
What is Branded IMDB Ranking?
At the moment, the rating is 4.7.
When was Branded released?
The start date for this tv-show on USA TV is 2012-09-07.