Alpha House

When the University decides to get rid of one of the most wild and noisy student fraternities, it takes a radical decision: to open in the brotherhood of access for students-a student, to his example re the losers.

Director:
  • Jacob Cooney

Stars:
Release Date: 2014-03-11
IMDb icon 3.7/10
  • Country: US
  • Language: English
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Thekla Deeann
30 December 2014 | 01:07

Studio The Asylum at the production of their comedies have always acted very straightforward: more naked Chicks, more vulgarity, less plot that the target audience is not have paranapiacaba overly gyrus and a couple of idiots in the main characters to this CA was whom to identify themselves. "Dorm" is well combined with the orderly of the brave stamp Studio intimamedia: the girls here are more screen time in the minimum of clothes, toilet humor gush in every frame the quality of the script used to Doodle a Horny schoolboy, and really the idiocy of the main characters give odds to all the heroes ever released Comedy. Look at this is even in some degree interesting — when you will meet so devoid of intelligence, decency and humanity the film. Hurry to see said.

The plot, if it can be called, talks about how two complete loser fall into an elite College fraternity, where constantly hell, plump, fuck and twitch under the licensed soundtrack best garage band in America. But as they are the rite of accession is a terrible: angry Provost instills in their Dorm with ten girls of easy virtue, ready to strip for free and for any reason. The President of the fraternity, as not to endure this desecration of moral values alpha something shamefully escapes together with accomplices, away from these damn sexy pornomodels. But our heroes are not are they courageously stand up for protecting the ancient traditions of the fraternity, and join the battle against the disgusting pink room, nauseating paintings on the walls and the stripy curtains on the Windows. In the course are such ingenious methods of guerrilla warfare, how to view porn on the TV, the installation of web cameras in bedrooms and even game nitrobol on the strip. The strategic genius of the two morons is opposed to women's ingenuity, cunning girls use is certainly approved by all feminists of the world a way of taming men as a demonstration of naked Boobs. This cruel stroke makes the present confusion in the ranks of the boys, every time they see bare Breasts they, according to expression, almost do not having a heart attack simultaneously with an attack of diarrhea worried about someone choking on food, someone on blue falling, it seems like they in the monastery grew up without access high speed Internet access. In sense come on, it only women's Breasts, don't just to respond, though before you is the second coming of Christ occurs.

I will explain what is the essence of tragedy: the villainous rector decided to destroy both the brotherhood — boys and, God forgive me, "feminists" — by merging, and somehow it will help him to occupy a higher position. I do with this plot twist is not have moved in, but serious thought about the meaning of it broke so shameful, idiotic, incredibly stupid ending, what I just turned off the movie, not waiting for the credits. I sincerely sorry for the man who played the Vice-rector for so to fall in the frame could only people with a giant debt to the Russian mob, according to non-payment of which it would be forced to watch the entire filmography of the Studio The Asylum. In the whole movie is absolutely degradantskaya is the real bottom, the decline of morals and utter stupidity. It and a Comedy with a stretch you can call, just bonding scenes with nudity that are some kind of stupidity under like fun music. The whole movie I just sat there and ofigevali from that it really going on. Pointless, inept and not funny. — give this motto in as the stickers on DVD comedies from The Asylum. Hard to say what these people do not try on no, they do everything possible, so that the audience feel the complete chocolate. If you know about than I am.

Maybe I too many words spent on this cheap, so sorry, but all I wrote the principle applies to all comedies asylumas. And I have seen enough. So I just failed, so to say, the results of all their activities, and now I have only to put a well-deserved rating this sucks.

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faq
Who is the director of the movie Alpha House?
This tv-show was directed by Jacob Cooney.
What is the genre of Alpha House?
The tv-show belongs to the genres of Comedy.
Who starred in Alpha House?
Many famous actors starred in this tv-show, here are the names of the most famous: Julien Ari, Heather Paige Cohn, Chris O'Brien, Jean Louise O'Sullivan, D.C. Douglas.
What is Alpha House IMDB Ranking?
At the moment, the rating is 3.7.
When was Alpha House released?
The start date for this tv-show on USA TV is 2014-03-11.