Each of us Matures. From can not to escape: to gain experience, understand what had not see stuff, stuff, stuff. However, as not everyone wants to admit that they have matured. Perhaps someone does not want to put up with this fact, staying in your infantile world, someone (and this best case) are just not planning to break the connection with childhood, such as Wes Anderson, and someone just myself no idea what has remained the same all child. To the latter (and the first), perhaps, can be directly attributed to Michael Bay — man, forever stuck in puberty, adolescence. The Director, lost in that boyish period, when you nothing to do with their wishes and confidence its own coolness. Michael even 54 not trying to resist his desires and the same confidence, and because time and again, bringing to the tears and tantrums of film critics the world explodes all around, not taking care of its the films or other never change your "special" style, only occasionally in some special cases, managing to show himself with the other hand. Up to this point it seemed that same Bay still a bit tired, earn with head begun the transformers franchise, but after his release from the paws Studio and the transition to conquer the world Netflix, issuing Michael enormous cash reserves, it became clear that Bay was just microspace. Now be afraid, kinocity the world, for the Lord of the explosions woke up again and ready to the huge, ridiculous, adolescent and awkward glory.
Indeed, now, when Bay not limited to literally anything, it is not going to be ashamed of: it the new film "6 Underground" full of all the things for his movies are not love incoherent mess instead of a story, empty characters, epileptic editing and a lot of action, which overshadows all else. Maybe somewhere in another universe, where Bay could see yourself hand, this picture could see a certain irony, laughing at the own recklessness, where the desire to make "cooler" obviously it would be made in part of that is understanding how silly that it looks. In this case, the claims would be, of course, is much less. But for tedious viewing, it becomes clear that Bay how does not aware of doing his eyes to do something talented music video Director what is happening in the screen looks manly cool, and may even must cause an erection not only himself, but and all the other male viewers. Bay, like 14-year-old in the body of a man, not trying anything to make that you notorious explosions to place no, this incredibly funny from the eternal use of slowmo, here is half-naked girls, which he adoringly removes that you chases, fights, Yes even parkour — as they say, eat, do not the holiday. And, without doubt, in all this medley of "coolness" the show really interesting and funny moments that give hope that the patient is more alive than dead: before blasting machine, a shell of the grenade launcher relish breaking one of the bad guys nose, and in another scene, for example, a couple of mercenaries are killed by bullets flying then through the peephole, I through the cigar, and through the pimple. Shells BAE not hurt like it is easy to notice, nothing. Yes there even are a couple of good jokes. However, besides these small details, to note something of value will be very difficult: tape manages to tire have to the first half an hour, but not then plans to slow down their annoying speed. In the worst moments Michael for the scenario of the guys responsible for "Deadpool", reason is trying to divert attention to the flashbacks, designed to reveal the characters a little more, though. sincerely believing that the viewer will have to characters in any case. Under end in the tape for full POPs up on the surface the bottom line of drama with afterburner morality of the family, which really, only ruins and enough tasteless main course, for which here in the things we are mind and memory, and gathered.
Dish in the form of spectacle, which, perhaps, can be fun only the rank of "so bad that even good." But such, perhaps, only the true fans baevskogo style, the rest remains the MUK to keep an eye on the clock, waiting for the imminent end of the awkward coup in Turkistani. Generally, the whole tape, of course, can be seen as some sort of ideological motive of the victory of democracy over the tyrant, of fairness has been achieved cannons and magnets, but I think the underlying ideas in this picture is unlikely to have invested, and if so, through the prism of the opinion of the Director they disappeared somewhere already in the beginning: for Michael not important not important, its participants, he is important potential, allowing to realize the most daring fantasies — in the child, when the boys come up with their own stories playing in the war games with plastic toy soldiers. So and BAE in the main soldiers who are making the plans, and the soldiers of lower rank — ordinary people, juicy and with a crunch lost under the wheels, yeah mercenaries, we kill bullets on once or twice. In observing this game nothing interesting, because all the most exciting present only in the head boy. There is going on the true madness in all colors, but it just a set of toy soldiers, falling in different directions under a resounding "Bang" and"boom". Bay, to his credit, making every effort, using every penny that they boom the Baja of the head was transported to the proper form on screen, the result, I think, he really pleased with it: drove on steep wheelbarrows, povzryvali large pieces, shot with all guns and saved people. But are that someone besides him? Here question have more difficult because most already has long outgrown this period of transition. Probably for example, Michael it's really funny when some object flies someone in the groin, or his head escape from the bad guys really should be accompanied by the track "Run", because that gives the time the most cool, but in reality, devoid of these eternal explosive booms and Bach, it looks ridiculous. It seems that for parents it would be time already to take the baby toys because it already obvious enough, but apparently this is a long happen. Because there is only with sadness to see how the kid with a sincere smile on the face and same sincere erection in his pants once again and once again destroys everything and all, just believe when he still older.
