3-Headed Shark Attack

Three-headed shark attack on a small Atoll on which group of friends gathered to have fun. And this is only the beginning. Appetites are growing, and it's heading for the research station, which studies water pollution in the area. Will the heroes confront this mutant?

  • Christopher Ray

Release Date: 2015-07-20
IMDb icon 2.6/10
  • Country: US
  • Language: English
Maggi Brandais
25 January 2016 | 09:47

Tired pollution the world ocean one of ordinary shark once willpower grows two additional head, and floats to take revenge on stupid people by swallowing them alive. Dumb scientists arrive at the base to explore this phenomenon, but meet fierce resistance from side of the rebellious fish, and begin one to move in shark's stomach. The time peacefully fishing on the boat Danny Trejo smell sucks trash-film and immediately materialized the frame to light your old torso and to wave a machete in front of one of the three goals of computer sharks. Such is the story, which I usually spent twice as many words than need to really, everything you need to know about this movie has the name of opus Chris ray — what do think about than will narrate the film with similar name and what is the quality setting?

Watch "the three-headed shark Attack" difficult for two reasons. First — this is an excessively stupid movie. If the movies could measure IQ, then this kintz outcome would have gone in a negative value. He literally can put two words together, it anyway, that listen to a joke told drunk, retarded toque. A second — he stretched just before death, 95 percent of time the film Chris ray just trampled on one place and pointless chewing snot, literally, the entire film consists of as a bunch of people first sailing in the same boat fifteen minutes, then it is transplanted in another, then back, then somewhere sailing twenty minutes, then again to jump in another boat. In between these movements planktonic us demonstrate how the three-headed shark beats in a fit about everything eats garbage like PAC-man. By the way, paradoxically, graphics the film so  & disgusting, shark-drawn well, let her there are some problems with scale, making it in one scene to look absolutely gigantic, and other — shriveled up to the size of the dwarf Hippo. Perhaps it is the water is cold so is affected, there is, but in any case, the effects suddenly caused my strong rejection. And that really shocked me, so it is the acting, which is so great, that any in the frame of the actors want to bestow a hefty Oscar, throwing off his floor commercials with the fifteenth. They are so wooden that it's amazing how someone they may sink in the water, even Trejo manages to swear in Mexican without light a he every film plays himself, so that somehow it supposed to do it without problems. The old family tradition, Christopher Rey dragged into the frame looks nice, but absolutely sterile Pinocchio, and if the girls at least look nice, then persons of the masculine sex in General nothing justified. The characters are outlined to schematically the fact that distinguish it becomes quite a task, from them depth of characters like the piece of ham on the main role would take some lamas, all still shark eats them without discrimination, whatever.

But even the slaughter in this film seem utterly fresh. I don't know whether the rating of the film for children, that whether the Director somehow I was ashamed to show the abominations of all sorts, but ketchup. and a couple of gas station hot dogs are not enough. When you take a movie about a shark with three heads, the worst thing you can do (well, apart from the fact that the creation of this film) — is to bleed it to a complete loss of pulse. Perhaps it was worth it — the film has appeared an audience in the form of infants, but I personally just started to pour water on the monitor tomato juice in the time devouring characters, because I was bored and I'm an idiot.

I tell about this nonsense? This totally brainless, poor movie, maybe it looks at the distance is relatively decent, have him a bright picture in the frame is constantly splashing the warm water around the beaches and everything but as soon as I read them and starts to turn up from the smell of rotten plot moves and the sight of the APE actors, boomy their stupid remarks. At Global war are more or less decent films about the sharks, but the not exactly of numbers. To hell with it, tired.

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Who is the director of the movie 3-Headed Shark Attack?
This tv-show was directed by Christopher Ray.
What is the genre of 3-Headed Shark Attack?
The tv-show belongs to the genres of Action, Adventure, Comedy.
Who starred in 3-Headed Shark Attack?
Many famous actors starred in this tv-show, here are the names of the most famous: Karrueche Tran, Jason Simmons, Rob Van Dam, Danny Trejo, Jena Sims.
What is 3-Headed Shark Attack IMDB Ranking?
At the moment, the rating is 2.6.
When was 3-Headed Shark Attack released?
The start date for this tv-show on USA TV is 2015-07-20.